YOU WANT IT , YOU BEST BUY IT,  'CAUSE WE DON'T SUPPLY ANYTHIN' BUT A PLACE TO PLAY AN' A CHANCE TO BE A KID AGAIN............. 

BUT DON'T BUY ANYTHIN' TILL YA TALKS TA OUR SUTLER (HE GETS EVERYTHING AT CUT RATE PRICES). HE CAN GET IT ALL FROM BOOTS & CLOTHES TO BLANK GUNS & SPURS. 

Also, PLEASE ASK US WHAT TO BUY FIRST SO YOU DON'T END UP LOOKIN' LIKE AN URBAN OR WORSE, A RHINESTONE COWBOY.

(IT HAS BEEN KNOWN TO HAPPEN.............. JEST DON' LET IT HAPPEN TO YOU....).